A vintage bike found in an attic and restored to roughly original condition. It is no longer suitable for practical use because of extremely weak brakes, twisted frame, pedals waiting to fall apart, play in right crank and misshaped front fork neck. The pedals can't be replaced because left one is welded to the crank. The crank can't be replaced because it's welded to bottom bracket axle. Right crank can't be tightened because the chainring is already touching the cone. It's impossible to replace it all because the bottom bracket size doesn't match any current standard and one of the cups can't be removed from the shell. So I just cleaned the bike up, greased and oiled it and bashed it into more or less rideable condition. It should be enough for occasional use at parades and other fun events.